Quirky Talent Appreciator Mugs

"It says here there's a pug in Peoria that can play the harmonica."

"I can't believe how COMPETITIVE the job market has gotten. The company I interviewed at today already has 16 employees who can burp the ABCs!"

'What clan do you belong to?'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Edward Elgar.

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Musical Pipe

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"Any other skills?"

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Antonio Banderas

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

Damien Hirst Detail

Gioacchino Antonio Rossini

"I though 'Abduction' would be a little bit more high-tech!"

Cat and mouse

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."

Battery Chicken.

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

'Look everyone - devil fish!'

clown trophies

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

"We might be dealing with something a little more serious than Bird flu here."