Talent Scouting Gifts

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Really? So which kid are you scouting for your team?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Building a Shelter

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'The Torch Holder'.

Giraffe Portrait

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

A salute of scouts

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Scouts made this for me

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Our giant sale now on!'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"