Talent Scouting Gifts

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Really? So which kid are you scouting for your team?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Building a Shelter

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'The Torch Holder'.

Giraffe Portrait

A salute of scouts

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Scouts made this for me

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."