Scout Camp Gifts

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

Pinocchio's pinewood derby car won by a nose.

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Building a Shelter

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'The Torch Holder'.

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

A salute of scouts

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Scouts made this for me

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."