Scout Camp Gifts

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

Pinocchio's pinewood derby car won by a nose.

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Building a Shelter

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'The Torch Holder'.

A salute of scouts

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Scouts made this for me

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Remember to lash from the outside!

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'