Scouting Event Gifts

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"Cool ship, but how's it even going to fit in the lane?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Building a Shelter

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'The Torch Holder'.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

A salute of scouts

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Scouts made this for me

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Our giant sale now on!'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

Whatever works for you.

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'