Glamping Lover Gifts

Too posh to wash...

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Camping-Pong

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'The Torch Holder'.

'I mean...'

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

Reverse Mortgage.

I love campsites!

"You took too long!"

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

"I always keep one of my quills curled in case someone forgets the corkscrew."

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

"Talk about big feet. I'd say partee tonight."

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."