Glamping Lover Gifts

Too posh to wash...

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Camping-Pong

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'The Torch Holder'.

'I mean...'

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"You took too long!"

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

Reverse Mortgage.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

I love campsites!

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

"Mine's camper."

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

Talk about quiet. I didn't even hear them move in last night.