Glamping Expert Gifts

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Camping-Pong

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'I mean...'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

I love campsites!

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Reverse Mortgage.

How the goat got square eyes.

"You took too long!"

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

"Talk about big feet. I'd say partee tonight."

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

"I always keep one of my quills curled in case someone forgets the corkscrew."

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

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'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'