Glamping Guru Gifts

Canadian Camping

'I don't like roughing it...'

Dave Spent the Weekend Camping

'Ahhh... There's nothing like the great outdoors.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'There seems to be quite a camp atmosphere here, don't you agree Brian?'

Festival Goer!

"Mine's camper."

Big RV Camping

No-Work Orange

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

It can be taken up at any age....

Golf lessons

Licensed to grill.

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.