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Canadian Camping

'I don't like roughing it...'

Dave Spent the Weekend Camping

'Ahhh... There's nothing like the great outdoors.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'There seems to be quite a camp atmosphere here, don't you agree Brian?'

Festival Goer!

Big RV Camping

No-Work Orange

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

It can be taken up at any age....

Golf lessons

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

Blowing up the camping mattress.