Glamping Gifts

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'I don't like roughing it...'

Rustic Campgrounds.

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"We’re not on the Upper West Side, and there aren’t any ‘better tables’!"

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"I didn't realise that your idea of glamping was to have the tent right next to the shower block."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Support Group for a Good Problem

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Fly Fishing

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Sausages.

Fishing sign.