Glamping Gifts

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'I don't like roughing it...'

Rustic Campgrounds.

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"We’re not on the Upper West Side, and there aren’t any ‘better tables’!"

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"I didn't realise that your idea of glamping was to have the tent right next to the shower block."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

A Good Batch.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Fly Fishing

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Marshmallows

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Fishing sign.

Sausages.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."