Glamping Enthusiast Gifts

'It's the biggest RV on the market. It comes with a swimming pool, 9-hole golf course and four bedrooms.'

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'You mean just because we bought a deluxe, top-of-the-line tent, we have to sleep in it?'

"I didn't realise that your idea of glamping was to have the tent right next to the shower block."

"We're actually staying in a five star hotel down the road, we just like to spend a few hours in the tent so we can appreciate the difference."

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Camping-Pong

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'I mean...'

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Reverse Mortgage.

I love campsites!

"You took too long!"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...