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'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Camping-Pong

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'I mean...'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

I love campsites!

How the goat got square eyes.

"You took too long!"

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Reverse Mortgage.

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Mine's camper."

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

"I always keep one of my quills curled in case someone forgets the corkscrew."

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

Ad Valorem

"Talk about big feet. I'd say partee tonight."