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Static caravan.

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

'Ooops, I must've used Insect Attractant, not repellent.'

Mosquitoes and all the other critters.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Camping-Pong

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'I mean...'

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

Reverse Mortgage.

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Travel looks strong!

"You took too long!"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

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