Campfire Guru T-Shirts

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Camping.

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Holiday Supplies

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Pan Extension Chord

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Roasting the Moneybox

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'The Torch Holder'.

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Camping with Mr. Thorough