Campfire Pioneer T-Shirts

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Support Group for a Good Problem

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Desert Island BBQ

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Harsh Mellows.

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Camping.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Roasting the Moneybox

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'The Torch Holder'.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Pan Extension Chord

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Sunny with a chance of Helium

Scouts made this for me

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."