Campfire Pioneer Prints

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Support Group for a Good Problem

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Desert Island BBQ

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Harsh Mellows.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Camping.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Pan Extension Chord

'The Torch Holder'.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

Roasting the Moneybox

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'