Campfire Connoisseur Prints

"We’re not on the Upper West Side, and there aren’t any ‘better tables’!"

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

A deconstructed s'more.

Nobody likes a smore loser

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'It's primarily a toaster, but it has a lot of secondary functions.'

"I wish we had marshmallows."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Support Group for a Good Problem

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Sausages.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Harsh Mellows.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Camping.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'The Torch Holder'.

Roasting the Moneybox

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."