Campfire Aficionados Prints

“The children claimed to love nature, even as they warmed themselves by roasting the dismembered limbs of the tree’s mother.”

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Sausages.

Desert Island BBQ

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Roasting the Moneybox

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

'The Torch Holder'.

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Flash Cuisine

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Nobody likes a smore loser

Creepy Camp Stories.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

'Is the fire included?'

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

Marshmallow Roast