Camping Instructor T-Shirts

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Yeti Winter Winter Campout

Bitchbark Canoe

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Sausages.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Building a Shelter

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

Campground Conductor

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Modern camping

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

"My word. . . so this is how they now climb the corporate ladder. . .?"