Campfire Lovers Gifts

'I have matches guys, now we just need to find some wood to get a nice fire going...'

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

Good News about winter

Desert Island BBQ

Sausages.

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'The Torch Holder'.

Roasting the Moneybox

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Flash Cuisine

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Nobody likes a smore loser

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Creepy Camp Stories.

'Is the fire included?'

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

'Come on kids - it's just a story!'

"First camping trip, Billy?"

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

Marshmallow Roast

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"And as the hand reached in the coop a voice whispered; 'you've got to break a few eggs to make an omelette'!"

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

'Aaaah... nuthin' like sitting out here in nature with a good campfire and a couple of ice-cold Bloodweisers.'