Campfire Lovers Gifts

'I have matches guys, now we just need to find some wood to get a nice fire going...'

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Desert Island BBQ

Sausages.

Good News about winter

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Roasting the Moneybox

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

'The Torch Holder'.

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Flash Cuisine

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Creepy Camp Stories.

Nobody likes a smore loser

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

'Is the fire included?'

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

'Come on kids - it's just a story!'

"First camping trip, Billy?"

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

Marshmallow Roast

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"And as the hand reached in the coop a voice whispered; 'you've got to break a few eggs to make an omelette'!"