Campfire Lover Gifts

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"Once we get the hang of this let's never come back here again."

'The Torch Holder'.

Sleep Mode.

Beggar cooking in a park

'No chocolate?! What kind of place has no chocolate?'

"Don't forget the marshmallows this time!"

"I don't know about you, but I'm attracted to both of them."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Support Group for a Good Problem

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Desert Island BBQ

Sausages.

Good News about winter

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Camping.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Roasting the Moneybox

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."