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'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"Once we get the hang of this let's never come back here again."

'The Torch Holder'.

Sleep Mode.

Beggar cooking in a park

"Don't forget the marshmallows this time!"

"I don't know about you, but I'm attracted to both of them."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Good News about winter

Desert Island BBQ

Sausages.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Camping.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Roasting the Moneybox

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Sunny with a chance of Helium

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping