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It's going to be quiet! Billy's at soccer camp, Susie's at band camp, and Jerry's headed to bar camp.

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

I'm yanking my kid from this lousy sports camp. Too bad. My son likes it. Exactly! They aren't tough and competitive. Look at the kids! You can tell the coaching stinks. You can? Hardly any of them are injured! Plus they're smiling.

'Hey! Our mum's are here to pick us up.'

'I've been to soccer camp, baseball camp, and band camp. Where I really want to go is television camp.'

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"Wow! This ropes course is a blast!"

Harsh Mellows.

'The Torch Holder'.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

Talk about quiet. I didn't even hear them move in last night.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

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"And as the hand reached in the coop a voice whispered; 'you've got to break a few eggs to make an omelette'!"

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Loitering With-In Tent: "Move along there sir. . ."

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

'No chocolate?! What kind of place has no chocolate?'

"I don't know about you, but I'm attracted to both of them."

"Do we have an 'On Launch' command?!"

Campground Wi-fi.

Larry Grayson.

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

"Nice extension."

"Once we get the hang of this let's never come back here again."

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'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'