Fantasy Camper Gifts

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Brothers Grime

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

'What were you sent up for?'

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"It seems that we've landed in the camping area of a national park and the ranger is here to collect camping fees."

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

'Camping has made our relationship so much more in tents!'

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

'SHOP!!!'

"We're actually staying in a five star hotel down the road, we just like to spend a few hours in the tent so we can appreciate the difference."

"We'r going to hike to look for reception."

"She sleeps outdoors a lot for someone who refuses to go camping."