Fantasy Camper Pillows

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

The Brothers Grime

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'What were you sent up for?'

Local, free-range bug juice.

"It seems that we've landed in the camping area of a national park and the ranger is here to collect camping fees."

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

"Close to what? This doesn't look like Kansas anymore."

'Camping has made our relationship so much more in tents!'

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

'SHOP!!!'

"We'r going to hike to look for reception."

"We're actually staying in a five star hotel down the road, we just like to spend a few hours in the tent so we can appreciate the difference."