Ironic Traveler Gifts

"Let's go someplace awful to avoid the tourists."

'Let's skip all the stress and drama this year and just plan a staycation.'

"We want a good selection of shops,restaurants and activities, but no tourists!"

'I know you don't like to travel, but I just want you to run this down the hall.'

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

Tourist sucker hall of fame

'Secretly, I'm in love with New Jersey.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'For the view I wouldn't come here'

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

I went to India on a journey of self discovery and discovered I'm a conformist yuppie...

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

"I tried reading a book once ??" fell asleep and missed the ending."

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"Now I know why those cruise tickets were so cheap!"

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

'God, what a dump!'

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

Man following advice on preventing sea-sickness but becoming sea-sick anyway

The Zero Vista Hotel

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"Who said 'I love the sea'?"

"You'll get three meals a day,but they will all be continental breakfast."

"Over the river and through the woods, to self-esteem-undermining grandmother's house we go..."

Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.

Carefree luggage.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Now you can send it."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)