Ironically Hopeful Traveler Gifts

"Oh no, even more misery"

The fate of the emigrant

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Laughing Zone Ahead

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

Welcome Ghost.

Pizza Tower Bridge

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Mad For It

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"Yipeee!"

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Moon Souvenirs

"Did you pack your own bags?"

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

Stonehenge Imitation

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

Pizza London Eye

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

"I take it your vacation starts tomorrow?"

"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe).

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

Ballooning,

Tourist is told to go home by a monument