Casual Camper Pillows

"Buying a tent won't make you a camper, Arthur. It will, however, make you a shopper."

Ned was a comfot first type of guy, even when camping

"Man, I love roughing it out here...but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Brothers Grime

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'What were you sent up for?'

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Bear Recycling.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Phone Mittens

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Colin V Longshore Drift

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

I can't believe we didn't hand out before

'Camping has made our relationship so much more in tents!'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi