Casual Camper Mugs

"Buying a tent won't make you a camper, Arthur. It will, however, make you a shopper."

Ned was a comfot first type of guy, even when camping

"Man, I love roughing it out here...but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

The Brothers Grime

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Mine's camper."

'What were you sent up for?'

Local, free-range bug juice.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Phone Mittens

Bear Recycling.

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Colin V Longshore Drift

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

I can't believe we didn't hand out before