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British Summertime

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Camping.

Easter Island Shades...

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Newton's vacation

"Yipeee!"

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Built and Built without a permit.

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Did you pack your own bags?"

Flotation Device on the Phone

Crabbing

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Over summer vacation kids forget much of what they learned in school. They lose their train of "taught"!

On holiday...

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."