Casual Beachgoer Pillows

Built and Built without a permit.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Shellfie

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Brighton Bersagliere.

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

'I win!'

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

Sandy Floss

"Make a note, Ellen—one Speedo, size 54."

Shark tower surveillance camera.

The Deaths take a selfie.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

Man digs channel to allow sharks to circle sunbathing woman.

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'