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Built and Built without a permit.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

I told you we were late!

Shellfie

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Brighton Bersagliere.

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

'I win!'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Sandy Floss

The Deaths take a selfie.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Shark tower surveillance camera.

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"Make a note, Ellen—one Speedo, size 54."

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"