Festive Camper Pillows

"Now we just need to lash a chimney and we're set!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Brothers Grime

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

Campground Conductor

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'What were you sent up for?'

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Everything's great, doctor! In fact, ever since I met Peggy, I feel like I'm floating on air!"

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

'This has scotched his claim that I'm too old for an economy camping holiday!'

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"