Holiday Camper Pillows

Christmas Campout - Even the Reindeer Have Fun!

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

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"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

Skier and his dog.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

GLAD-YOU-ATION

Local, free-range bug juice.

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

"Everything's great, doctor! In fact, ever since I met Peggy, I feel like I'm floating on air!"

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'