Festive Camper Gifts

"Now we just need to lash a chimney and we're set!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Brothers Grime

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Campground Conductor

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

GLAD-YOU-ATION

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'What were you sent up for?'

Local, free-range bug juice.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"Everything's great, doctor! In fact, ever since I met Peggy, I feel like I'm floating on air!"

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

'This has scotched his claim that I'm too old for an economy camping holiday!'

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"