Winter Camper Gifts

Camping Equipment: Now is the offer of our discount tents.

"I'm snow-bored!"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Building a Shelter

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Bear Recycling.

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Phone Mittens

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Concerned about soaring energy costs, Connie embarks on her biggest craft project ever and knits a wool sweater for their house.

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

'Say, where'd you end up storing all those bees we caught?'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

'Let's go early you said. We'll miss the crowds...'

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'