Snowy Scout Camper Gifts

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Clown Skis.

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Climate change

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

'What were you sent up for?'

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Phone Mittens

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

Toboggan Hitchhiker

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

Skiing

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Sledding

Pinocchio's pinewood derby car won by a nose.

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

Camping Equipment: Now is the offer of our discount tents.

"I thought you could do with a bit of hot chocolate."

'Say, Fred...'

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

"Save my spot?"

Christmas Campout - Even the Reindeer Have Fun!

Migratory Bird Decides Not to Migrate.

Making s'mores is not going to end well, Bob.

"Man it's freezing tonight - I can't feel my toes and my fingers are numb!"