Cozy Camper Gifts

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Phone Mittens

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

The Brothers Grime

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Building a Shelter

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

Remember to lash from the outside!

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

GLAD-YOU-ATION

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Everything's great, doctor! In fact, ever since I met Peggy, I feel like I'm floating on air!"

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'This has scotched his claim that I'm too old for an economy camping holiday!'

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.