Modern Camper Gifts

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the microwave.

Digital Campfire

"We'r going to hike to look for reception."

'You idiot!! I said to use kindling to start the fire!'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Yes, I brought just my phone and charger to our week-long survival trip. What else would I need?"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

Building a Shelter

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Phone Mittens

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Bear Recycling.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

Big RV Camping

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Rustic Campgrounds.

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

Too posh to wash...

Man relaxing in a deckchair at the campsite

'George,you better get in here before someone gets hurt.'

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...