Luxury Camper Gifts

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Too posh to wash...

Big RV Camping

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

'What were you sent up for?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Phone Mittens

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

Rustic Campgrounds.

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

Roughing it in the Great Outdoors.

Camping - Fresh Air

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

Man relaxing in a deckchair at the campsite

'The Tropics Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

"We'r going to hike to look for reception."

"One of my suppliers is letting me use his cabin for a few days."

'Mercy sakes, Rubber Duck. Looks like we got us a convoy!'

'I don't like roughing it...'