Camper Extraordinaire Gifts

Roughing it in the Great Outdoors.

"Well, okay. I think I'll go ask the other instructors just in case!"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Look, a bug!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Heading off with a packed bag

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

The Airport.

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

"Mine's camper."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Bear Recycling.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Tourist Directions

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

Big RV Camping

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

Confusing directions.

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

"I hate crowded parks!"

'SHOP!!!'