Modern-day Camper Gifts

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

Local, free-range bug juice.

Phone Mittens

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Bear Recycling.

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Big RV Camping

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Rustic Campgrounds.

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.