Modern-day Camper Gifts

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"Mine's camper."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

Local, free-range bug juice.

Bear Recycling.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Phone Mittens

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

Big RV Camping

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Rustic Campgrounds.

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi