Modern Campers Gifts

Rustic Campgrounds.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"Mine's camper."

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'What were you sent up for?'

Local, free-range bug juice.

The successful rubbernecker...

Bear Recycling.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Free WiFi

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Ants watching human invasion.

'Say, where'd you end up storing all those bees we caught?'

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

"I don't like roughing it..."

'SHOP!!!'