Creative Campers Gifts

"I think the cots go in the tent!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

The successful rubbernecker...

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

Rustic Campgrounds.

Ants watching human invasion.

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

'We had a fabulous vacation with the kids...off at summer camp.'

Camp Wannabe

'I love the peace & quiet you get at camp.'

Pre-RV thinking: 'I enjoy tent camping.'

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the microwave.

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

Rustic Camping and Wi-Fi Zone.

No Overnight Camping of Caravans.