Creative Campers Gifts

"I think the cots go in the tent!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

The successful rubbernecker...

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

Rustic Campgrounds.

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

Ants watching human invasion.

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

Larry Grayson.

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

That's our vacation home.

'We had a fabulous vacation with the kids...off at summer camp.'

Camp Wannabe

I hope you're letting Teddy get outside this summer. Yes, mother. He needs time to run free and be a kid. I know. Bye, mom. Where, exactly, will I be running free? Allstar, Youthbuild Paramilitary Sports Camp. 8 a.m. sharp!

Jimmy's monsters go on vacation.

'I love the peace & quiet you get at camp.'

"Siri, lead us in song."

Pre-RV thinking: 'I enjoy tent camping.'

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the microwave.

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

I want to go to the same camp all my friends go. Let's see. "Boys enjoy hours of traditional all-American fun. Plus our schedule fits the needs of the modern family." Like what? Keeping him out of trouble while we go to work. Fun isn't free!

Ernie, there are many types of camps for young people, like math camp and science camp. Sports camps are popular, soccer camp for example. Of course, there's music camp and drama camp. These are knee-high, but I like all styles. Call me "Drill Sergeant"!! Sometimes "boot camp" is misunderstood.

Rustic Camping and Wi-Fi Zone.