Creative Vacationer Gifts

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Try me/try me/try me...

Time for vacation, time for work.

Summertime

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

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Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Summer wants.

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.