Dream Vacationer Gifts

City Travel: 'cash...fly now, pay later'

"When I win the lottery, I'm gonna spend four months a year at my South Beach condo...five months a year at my Malibu pad...and six months a year at my Caribbean beach house."

Easter Island legs

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Mr. Punch in Venice

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Time for vacation, time for work.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Try me/try me/try me...

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

Italia tours

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"