Culinary Camper Gifts

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

What the Doctor Ordered

"You do like octopus?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

La Table

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'Like death by salad.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Bermuda Triangles

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Rump roast?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"