Culinary Trekkers Gifts

"I keep thinking about last night's salmon en croûte."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"You do like octopus?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

What the Doctor Ordered

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

La Table

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Rump roast?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Bermuda Triangles

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Menu Dating

Benihana style of cooking.

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Super Heroes.

Hats and Food

'Now here's a place I like!'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey