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"I keep thinking about last night's salmon en croûte."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"You do like octopus?"

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

La Table

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Bermuda Triangles

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Rump roast?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Menu Dating

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Hats and Food

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey