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"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

Try to guess the continent dining...

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Before/After

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'Is this still America?'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Tzatzikicicle

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"They know me here."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."