Culinary Adventurers With A Twist Gifts

Shashlyk

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"You do like octopus?"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

What the Doctor Ordered

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

6 Brothers Falafel

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

La Table

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Bermuda Triangles

"Rump roast?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"You owe me five bucks."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Menu Dating

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"